The Great Robot Race: How China Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Mass Production

Cause of Death: Western Hubris

Let's start with the ending, because frankly, it's more interesting than the journey: The West just lost the robot race, and we're all pretending it's still competitive. While American VCs were throwing $150 million at stealth-mode startups with zero commercial products¹, China quietly became the world's largest robot manufacturer, installed more industrial robots than the rest of the world combined, and is now cranking out humanoid robots like they're manufacturing AirPods.The patient—Western robotics supremacy—died sometime around 2025, though the family is still arguing about when to turn off life support.

The Patient's History: How We Got Here

Remember when "Made in China" meant cheap knockoffs? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Well, Beijing apparently took that personally and decided to flip the script so hard it gave the entire global supply chain whiplash.Here's the timeline that should terrify every robotics CEO in Silicon Valley:

2011: China becomes world leader in industrial robot installations

2024: Chinese robotics market hits $1.14 billion in humanoid sales alone

2025: Over 10,000 humanoid robots produced by Chinese firms (that's 50%+ of global output)

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The Great Robot Race: How China Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Mass Production

Cause of Death: Western Hubris

The Patient's History: How We Got Here

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